Position: Presidente, Durchfall the destroyer (EJ)
Duties: Keep the Turbo machine well lubricated and intoxicated
Song: Prince of the Rodeo

Extra: I'm originally from New Jersey. USA <<which reminds me of a good joke. A girl and a guy are in a car making out. Things are getting pretty hot and heavy. The girl says to the guy: "Kiss me where it smells!" The guy kinda backs off, looks at her, starts the car, and drives her to New Jersey where he promply begins kissing her again :)

Why?: The Fraternal Brotherhood of Darkness is like none other. Pledge allegance and join the powerful, or object and burn in its wake.......

Position: Commandante of Brew, Kunst Hasselhoff (Kel)
Duties: Keeper of the alcohol mandate
Song: Back to Dungaree High

Extra: Whiskey, darkness and Goleta.

Why?: This is our chance to represent something we believe in very strongly in
an area that is need of some serious darkness. Those who scoff at our ideals
will be vilified alongside all other half ass rock outfits. Beware of the
impending storm, most notably identified by scorching guitar riffs, the
clanking of empty bottles and smell of fine imported denim. Are you ready?
Yes I'm ready.

Position: Minister Of Propaganda, Heir Hammershlag (Kevin aka. STIX)
Duties: Spread the knowledge of Turbo through graphic and alcoholic means.
Song: Wipe it til it bleeds.

Extra: http://www.thegnar.com

Why?: Where else can you be involved with a band that kills it so hard and has such a faithfull following of loyal rockers. Where else can you be involved in a society where everyone is bad ass to the bone and so fucking nice to one another?

Position: CEO - Cheif Enforcement Officer , General Manthrash (Bartle)
Duties: Enforce.
Song: Wipe it till it bleeds.

Extra:

Why?: Its a place where bleeding out your ass, anal sex and pizza are part of life. Nobody asks questions because they don't care for the answers. Its a 'hood where drinking is manditory and carrying extra air guitar strings and drum stixx for the fellow bro's is a minimum requirement.

Position: Parlamentarian, Gïrth Väder (Knowles)
Duties: Spread the knowledge of Turbo through graphic and alcoholic means.
Song: Age of Pomparius.

Extra:

Why?: The beer of course. Obviously the music, and then the beer.

Position: Denim Demon, El Bargo De Tardo (Capra)
Duties: Spread the knowledge of Turbo through graphic and alcoholic means.
Song: Wipe it til it bleeds.

Extra:

Why?:

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